Friday, May 12, 2006

Socialising and Death by Exposure

Tonight I will be mostly getting dragged out for the purposes of socialising. I wish to point out that I don't feel like socialising right now as I am poorly and should be at home, in bed. I am also being threatened with being set up with various men ranging from all of the single men at work, random farmers, to an entire football team. Help meeee... I rather doubt I'll meet anyone nice but fear that my friends may sell me to white slavers for my bodyweight in vodka plus the added bonus of being free of my moaning. Although if that's what they were planning they would have been better off to sell me before my rapid and totally undeserved loss of over a stone in weight. My "nice arse" jeans as were, have now decided they are going to slide down my arse in the same way that my work trousers do. My arse appears to be vanishing, but unfortunately it isn't taking my stomach with it.

Should I survive tonight's drunken debauch, I shall almost certainly not survive the planned 6 hour hike up Brandon Mountain on Sunday. The most exercise I have had of late was thinking about taking up aikido. I'll make sure I have the number for Kerry Mountain Rescue programmed into my mobile before I leave; some of them are quite cute.

I may be some time.